Collections
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Bits & Bobs
All the random outdoor stuff you didn’t know you needed until now....
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Ceramic Mugs
For hikers stuck indoors and campers on a caffeine break from reality....
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Drinks Bottles
For hikers who know hydration’s important but still forget to drink until...
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Enamel Mugs
Tough, lightweight, and built for people who think instant coffee tastes better...
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Foot Care for Hikers
Because blisters, bruises, and bad decisions shouldn’t be the souvenirs you bring...
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For Her Collection
For women who love the outdoors but also love a hot brew...
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For Him Collection
Gifts for men who’d rather be halfway up a mountain than halfway...
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Gas Stoves
Because cold brews and sad sandwiches don’t count as adventure fuel. Our...
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Shop All – Funny Hiking Mugs, Outdoor Gifts & Sarcastic Gear
Welcome to The Obese Hiker — where sarcasm meets the outdoors. From...
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Tea & Coffee
For hikers powered by caffeine and questionable decisions. Our tea and coffee...
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Thermal Flasks & Travel Mugs
For hikers who know their brew should stay hot longer than their...
