About Us

Welcome to The Obese Hiker - the UK’s go-to for sarcastic, hiking-inspired gifts made for people who prefer trig points over small talk. 🥾

We’re not just another outdoorsy shop - we’re a walking contradiction. Literally. Whether you’re a grumpy rambler, a coffee-fuelled hill plodder, or someone who only hikes because punching people is frowned upon, you’re in the right place.

From Wainwright Wanker mugs to Trig Shagger bottle openers, our range of funny hiking gifts is handcrafted to bring a bit of humour (and caffeine) to the trail.

We proudly design everything in the UK and ship across the UK only - keeping things close to home and slightly unhinged.

Why shop with us?
✅ Every item is made to order - so no landfill guilt here.
✅ Perfect sarcastic outdoor gifts for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just because someone survived a hike without crying.
✅ We don’t do influencers. We do sweaty walks, midge bites, and mugs that tell it like it is.

Thanks for joining the adventure - whether you’re bagging peaks or just avoiding people.

👉 Ready to see it all? Browse our full shop here.