About Us

Welcome to the_obese_hiker - where adventure meets sarcasm.
We create outdoorsy, funny, and a little bit cheeky gear for hikers, wanderers, and those who think climbing a hill deserves a medal (or at least a really good mug).

Our products are made for people who love fresh air, bad weather, good coffee, and not taking life too seriously.
Whether you're bagging Wainwrights, camping under the stars, or just enjoying the outdoors from the comfort of your sofa - we've got something for you.

Thanks for stopping by. Get comfy, grab a brew, and have a browse!