Ceramic Mug 15oz – Dryrobe Wanker for Her | Funny Outdoor Swim Gift

For the woman who puts on a Dryrobe once and immediately becomes the main character of the beach.

This 15oz large ceramic Dryrobe Wanker mug is made for cold-water swimmers, sunrise dippers, winter wobblers, and every woman who struts across the shoreline like she’s in a dramatic sports documentary. With its oversized capacity, glossy white finish, and bold, cheeky artwork, it’s perfect for big pre-dip coffees, post-plunge defrosting sessions, van-life brews, and office mornings where you casually mention that the water was “only 5°C today.”

The extra-large ceramic build keeps your drink warmer for longer while you wriggle out of your swimming gear (with questionable modesty), debate whether the sea is “spicy” or “character-building,” or sprint back to your towel like a determined penguin. The crisp, long-lasting print handles everyday use whether it lives in your kit bag, your van, or on your desk — silently telling everyone you’re a cold-water convert with personality. And because it’s dishwasher and microwave safe, it’s far lower maintenance than your Dryrobe after a sandy beach day.

A funny outdoor swimming gift for women who love wild dips, chilly chaos, and bragging about both.

All illustrations are tongue-in-cheek and not based on any real person.

Quality You Can Trust

Premium enamel/ceramic construction built to withstand years of outdoor adventures. Dishwasher safe, chip-resistant, and tested on real UK trails.

Returns Policy

We want you to love your mug. If it arrives damaged or faulty, we'll replace it or refund you in full – no questions asked. Please note that we cannot accept returns on items that have been used or are simply unwanted. Contact us within 7 days of delivery if there's an issue.

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