Ceramic Mug 15oz – Dryrobe Wanker for Him | Funny Outdoor Swim Gift

For the man who puts on a Dryrobe and suddenly walks like he’s training for a cold-water triathlon.

This 15oz large ceramic Dryrobe Wanker mug is made for sunrise dippers, winter swimmers, open-water enthusiasts, and every bloke who believes a massive fleece-lined robe is a personality. With its oversized capacity, glossy white finish, and cheeky, bold artwork, it’s the perfect mug for big pre-dip brews, post-swim defrosting, van-life coffee breaks, and office mornings where he dramatically recounts how “the water was absolutely Baltic.”

The extra-large ceramic build keeps your drink warmer for longer while you wrestle freezing toes, perform the classic Dryrobe shuffle, or pretend you’re not shivering after a 47-second dip. The crisp, long-lasting print handles daily use whether it lives in your kit bag, your van, or sits proudly on your desk — silently telling everyone that you're now a cold-water athlete (in your own mind). And because it’s dishwasher and microwave safe, it’s far easier to deal with than drying your Dryrobe after a tide-soaked chaos swim.

A funny outdoor swimming gift for men who love cold water, wild dips, and retelling the story of each one with dramatic flare.

All illustrations are tongue-in-cheek and not based on any real person.

Quality You Can Trust

Premium enamel/ceramic construction built to withstand years of outdoor adventures. Dishwasher safe, chip-resistant, and tested on real UK trails.

Returns Policy

We want you to love your mug. If it arrives damaged or faulty, we'll replace it or refund you in full – no questions asked. Please note that we cannot accept returns on items that have been used or are simply unwanted. Contact us within 7 days of delivery if there's an issue.

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