Enamel Mug 12oz – I Climb Mountains Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon for Her | Funny Hiking Gift

For the woman who climbs mountains instead of punching people — mainly to stay on the right side of the law.

This 12oz enamel “I Climb Mountains Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon” mug is made for hikers, summit-collectors, wild campers, and every woman who treats the outdoors as her personal stress-relief programme. Lightweight, durable, and unapologetically sarcastic, it’s perfect for campfire brews, van-life mornings, sunrise hikes, and any situation where the general public is best avoided.

The tough enamel design handles knocks, drops, rucksack rattling, chilly mornings, and general outdoor chaos. The crisp, bold print keeps its attitude through every adventure — whether she’s brewing up on a windy ridge, cooking breakfast outside the tent, or sipping coffee while pretending not to lose the plot. And the 12oz capacity is ideal for that first hit of caffeine before she marches up a fell to cool off.

A funny hiking and camping gift for women who love the mountains, the sarcasm, and the sweet calm that comes from escaping civilisation before someone tests her patience.

Hand wash only. Not microwave safe.

All illustrations are tongue-in-cheek and not based on any real person.

Quality You Can Trust

Premium enamel/ceramic construction built to withstand years of outdoor adventures. Dishwasher safe, chip-resistant, and tested on real UK trails.

Returns Policy

We want you to love your mug. If it arrives damaged or faulty, we'll replace it or refund you in full – no questions asked. Please note that we cannot accept returns on items that have been used or are simply unwanted. Contact us within 7 days of delivery if there's an issue.

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