Ceramic Mug 11oz – Tentbox Wankers Couple for Campers | Funny Van Life Gift

For couples who think owning a Tentbox automatically makes them camping royalty.

This 11oz ceramic Tentbox Wankers Couple mug is made for partners who spend their weekends chasing views, dodging midges, and arguing over who packed the stove. With a glossy white finish and bold, cheeky artwork, it’s perfect for campsite brews, van-life mornings, and that smug first sip after popping the Tentbox open in record time. Equal parts practical and sarcastic — just like every well-seasoned adventure duo.

The durable ceramic construction keeps your brew warm while you faff with awnings, reposition the van for “better sunrise lighting,” or negotiate who’s doing the dishes tonight. The crisp, long-lasting print stands up to daily use whether you’re parked in a muddy lay-by, camped beside a lake, or pretending you’re living the full-time van life on a two-day weekend trip. And because it’s dishwasher and microwave safe, it works as hard as you do (or harder, depending on who actually remembered to boil the water).

A funny camping and van-life gift for couples who love the outdoors — and love taking the mick out of themselves even more.

All illustrations are tongue-in-cheek and not based on any real person.

Quality You Can Trust

Premium enamel/ceramic construction built to withstand years of outdoor adventures. Dishwasher safe, chip-resistant, and tested on real UK trails.

Returns Policy

We want you to love your mug. If it arrives damaged or faulty, we'll replace it or refund you in full – no questions asked. Please note that we cannot accept returns on items that have been used or are simply unwanted. Contact us within 7 days of delivery if there's an issue.

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