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Wild Swim Wanker Enamel Mug for Him – Funny Outdoor Swimming Gift

Wild Swim Wanker Enamel Mug for Him – Funny Outdoor Swimming Gift

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For blokes who call jumping into icy water “therapy” and won’t shut up about it after.

This enamel mug is made for wild swimmers, Dryrobe disciples, and men who think a post-dip brew counts as recovery. Lightweight, durable, and full of sarcasm — perfect for coffee by the car, shivering on the shore, or showing off that you “don’t even feel the cold.”

A funny outdoor swimming gift for men who confuse frostbite with self-improvement.

Care instructions: Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe.

All illustrations are tongue-in-cheek and not based on any real person.

Quality You Can Trust

Premium enamel/ceramic construction built to withstand years of outdoor adventures. Dishwasher safe, chip-resistant, and tested on real UK trails.

Returns Policy

We want you to love your mug. If it arrives damaged or faulty, we'll replace it or refund you in full – no questions asked. Please note that we cannot accept returns on items that have been used or are simply unwanted. Contact us within 7 days of delivery if there's an issue.

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Join hundreds of outdoor enthusiasts who've made this their go-to trail companion.

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✓ **Delivered via Royal Mail 24h tracked**

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