Ceramic Mug 11oz – Wild Swim Wanker for Her | Funny Swimming Gift

For the woman who treats cold-water dipping like a personality trait — and honestly, fair enough.

This 11oz ceramic Wild Swim Wanker mug is made for sunrise dippers, tidal explorers, winter wobblers, and every woman who proudly declares that cold water “fixes everything.” With its glossy white finish and bold, cheeky design, it’s the perfect mug for pre-dip coffees, post-plunge defrosting, or office bragging sessions where she casually mentions that the water was only 4°C today.

The durable ceramic build keeps your drink warm while you layer up in a gale, convince your friend it’s “actually not that bad,” or sprint back to your towel like a determined seal in a Dryrobe. The crisp, long-lasting print holds up to daily use whether it lives in your kit bag, your van, or on your desk where it silently warns colleagues that you're one dip away from enlightenment. And because it’s dishwasher and microwave safe, it keeps things simple — unlike getting changed on a windy beach without flashing half the county.

A funny cold-water swimming gift for women who love wild dips, winter madness, and telling everyone about both.

All illustrations are tongue-in-cheek and not based on any real person.

Quality You Can Trust

Premium enamel/ceramic construction built to withstand years of outdoor adventures. Dishwasher safe, chip-resistant, and tested on real UK trails.

Returns Policy

We want you to love your mug. If it arrives damaged or faulty, we'll replace it or refund you in full – no questions asked. Please note that we cannot accept returns on items that have been used or are simply unwanted. Contact us within 7 days of delivery if there's an issue.

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