Ceramic Mug 11oz – Wild Swim Wanker for Him | Funny Swimming Gift

For the man who does one cold-water dip and won't shut up about it until spring.

This 11oz ceramic Wild Swim Wanker mug is made for open-water addicts, cold-water converts, sunrise dippers, and every bloke who thinks a 5°C plunge counts as both personality and therapy. With its glossy white finish and bold, cheeky design, it’s the perfect mug for pre-dip coffees, post-dip defrosting, or office bragging sessions where he dramatically retells how he “didn’t even flinch going in.”

The sturdy ceramic construction keeps your drink warm while you wrestle into your Dryrobe, test the water temperature with a toe you immediately regret, or jog back to your towel like a penguin with a vendetta. The crisp, long-lasting print handles daily use whether it lives in your van, your kit bag, or that sacred spot on the kitchen shelf labelled “his chaos mug.” And because it’s dishwasher and microwave safe, it's far lower maintenance than his wild swimming obsession.

A funny outdoor gift for men who love cold water, questionable decisions, and talking about both.

All illustrations are tongue-in-cheek and not based on any real person.

Quality You Can Trust

Premium enamel/ceramic construction built to withstand years of outdoor adventures. Dishwasher safe, chip-resistant, and tested on real UK trails.

Returns Policy

We want you to love your mug. If it arrives damaged or faulty, we'll replace it or refund you in full – no questions asked. Please note that we cannot accept returns on items that have been used or are simply unwanted. Contact us within 7 days of delivery if there's an issue.

Trusted by UK Hikers

Join hundreds of outdoor enthusiasts who've made this their go-to trail companion.

Have you spotted our mugs out in the wild on our homepage? If you want to join them, then send us a picture via email or social media and we will add you to the gallery.

✓ **Free UK Delivery**
✓ **Dispatched within 2 working days**
✓ **Delivered via Royal Mail 24h tracked**