Outdoor Gear That Might Actually Help

Stuff We Use, Swear At, or Secretly Love

Here’s a bunch of gear we’ve either used, abused, or desperately wanted while halfway up a hill in sideways rain.
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⛰️🥾 Hiking Poles that stop your knees from crying 🥾⛰️

⛰️🥾 Rucksacks Built for Snacks, Layers & Poor Life Choices 🥾⛰️

⛰️🥾 Footwear Made for Slopes, Slips & Swearing 🥾⛰️

⛰️🥾 The Unsung Heroes of Every Decent Walk 🥾⛰️

⛰️🥾 Just Enough to Patch You Up 'Til the Pub 🥾⛰️

⛰️🥾 Stuff That Helps You Pretend You Know Where You're Going 🥾⛰️

⛰️🥾 Jackets That Laugh in the Face of British Weather 🥾⛰️

⛰️🥾 Chafe Free Underwear to stop the Thigh Applause🥾⛰️

☕ Bonus stuff you definitely don’t need - but will absolutely buy

Because if you’re going to question your life choices on a hillside, you might as well do it with a funny enamel mug or reward yourself after with a cold pint opened by our snarky bottle openers.

Or just dive into our full shop for sarcastic outdoors gear you’ll swear at and secretly love in equal measure.

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