When the Trig Point is Just a Fancy Rock - A Guide for Disappointed Peak Baggers

Written by The_Obese_Hiker

You’ve slogged up that hill, covered in sweat, possibly nursing a hangover from last night’s “just one pint,” and there it is: the legendary trig point. The prize at the summit, the mythical mark of a job well done. Except… it’s just a concrete block. Let’s be honest - it’s about as exciting as a Tesco meal deal.

If you’ve ever reached the top and thought, “That’s it?” - you’re not alone. Here’s your tongue-in-cheek survival guide for dealing with these anticlimactic lumps of concrete and still feeling like a legend.

Remember: It’s the Journey, Not the Block of Concrete

Yeah, it’s cliché - but it’s true. That view, the fresh air, the sandwiches you made this morning (or the packet of crisps you bought at the last petrol station) - that’s what matters. The trig? Just a prop in your story.

Bring the Drama

Treat that trig point like it’s the highlight of your entire life. Get that triumphant selfie, even if you’re surrounded by sheep that don’t give a toss. Bonus points if you can look heroic and windswept.

Make It a Pub Stop

If you’re the type who hikes for the pint at the end, let that be your true summit. Use the trig for a quick snap, then get down to the real goal - the pub. That’s where the real magic happens.

Maybe reward yourself later with a brew in one of our sarcastic ceramic mugs - it’s cheaper than a therapist.

Why Not Personalise It?

Sure, it’s not yours to graffiti, but you can bring your own flair. Maybe a “Completed it, mate” mug for that smug victory brew at the top, or a bottle opener tucked in your pack, ready to crack a cold one in style.
(Shameless plug, obviously - it’s all in my shop. Because even a boring trig deserves a celebratory drink.)

Embrace the Disappointment

It’s okay to be underwhelmed. In fact, lean into it. Roll your eyes, sigh dramatically, and tell your mates how you expected something more. Then move on - there’s always another hill.

Conclusion

Trig points might be underwhelming, but the memories around them aren’t. Whether you’re a serious bagger ticking off your list or just there for the Instagram post, remember - it’s not the block of concrete that matters. It’s the laughs, the scenery, and, let’s be real, the pint at the end.

Got your own disappointing trig tales? Drop them in the comments or tag me on Instagram - let’s swap underwhelming summit stories.

🍺 Ready to gear up for your next “meh” trig conquest?

Check out my shop for mugs, bottle openers, and other hiking-themed nonsense - because every trig deserves a bit of celebration, even if it’s just a fancy rock. Or have a rummage through my outdoor gear picks if you’re actually trying to be prepared for once.

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It’s open to UK residents only and ends on Sunday 16th June 2025.

Just sign up via the email pop-up on the site to enter. You’ll also get a cheeky 10% discount code straight away. Job done.

🥾 Gear Up (Without Breaking the Bank)

Let’s be real  Amazon’s got everything you could possibly need for your next underwhelming trig conquest, from hiking poles to picnic blankets you’ll never actually use. If you’re feeling fancy, here’s the gear page to go rummage through. Fill your boots (or not, I’m not your mum).

⚠️ Heads up:

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