I Climb Mountains Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon - Gift for her

☕ I Climb Mountains Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon - Gift for her

A rugged enamel mug for the woman who heads up the hills mostly to stop herself telling Carol from accounts exactly what she thinks.

Perfect for outdoorsy lasses who’d rather burn calories on a trig climb than burn bridges at brunch. An ideal gift for hikers who know fresh air is cheaper than therapy - and more socially acceptable than swinging fists.

🏕️ Enamel Mug - The Perfect Gift for Campers, Hikers & Festival Lovers

Spot on for camping trips, wild weekends, or just hiding in the garden with a brew and ignoring the neighbours. Each mug is hand-finished, meaning it’s got its own quirks - a bit like your reasons for hiking.

Perfect for the great outdoors, but still makes your morning tea on the work desk taste smugger.

🔍 Features:

 • 12oz white enamel mug with a stainless steel rim

• Lightweight & tough - perfect for venting steam on a trig instead of at your boss

• Printed in the UK with a funny hiking design

• Great for birthdays, Christmas, secret Santa or just because

✅ NOT microwave safe - metal rim will argue with your appliance

✅ Hand wash recommended to keep it looking fresh

✅ Fast UK delivery from our print partners

✅ Proper outdoorsy banter - on your campfire, desk or summit stop

🎨 Please Note:
Due to the handcrafted nature of enamelware, there may be minor imperfections such as bumps, dots or slight paint variations. These are a normal part of the process and add to the mug’s rustic charm.

🍺 Need more ways to keep your cool? Pair it up with our I go outside to Avoid People mug - or browse the full Enamel Mugs Collection for more outdoorsy sarcasm.

📬⚠️ If you order a few goodies, they may arrive in separate deliveries. Our suppliers are on different trails… and some stop for more snack breaks than others.