Ceramic Mug 11oz – Dryrobe Wanker for Her | Funny Wild Swimming Gift

For the woman who does one cold-water dip and suddenly becomes the unofficial ambassador for wild swimming.

This 11oz ceramic Dryrobe Wanker mug is made for the fearless dippers, the sunrise swimmers, the winter wobblers, and every woman who insists the water is “actually not that bad once you’re in.” With its glossy white finish and bold, cheeky artwork, it’s perfect for pre-dip brews, post-swim defrosting, or subtle bragging rights during office coffee breaks. Equal parts practical and sarcastic — a match made in cold-water heaven.

The sturdy ceramic design keeps your drink warm while you wrestle your Dryrobe in a crosswind, attempt graceful entry into freezing water, or dramatically retell the tale of your “near-hypothermia but totally worth it” dip. The crisp, long-lasting print handles everyday use whether it lives in your van, your kit bag, or on the kitchen counter next to your ever-growing collection of enamel mugs. And because it’s dishwasher and microwave safe, it keeps things simple — unlike trying to get changed under a robe without flashing a stranger.

A funny outdoor and wild swimming gift for women who love the water, the ritual, and the attention that comes with both.

All illustrations are tongue-in-cheek and not based on any real person.

Quality You Can Trust

Premium enamel/ceramic construction built to withstand years of outdoor adventures. Dishwasher safe, chip-resistant, and tested on real UK trails.

Returns Policy

We want you to love your mug. If it arrives damaged or faulty, we'll replace it or refund you in full – no questions asked. Please note that we cannot accept returns on items that have been used or are simply unwanted. Contact us within 7 days of delivery if there's an issue.

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