For the man who owns a Dryrobe, mentions wild swimming constantly, and refuses to be seen without either.
This 11oz ceramic Dryrobe Wanker mug is made for cold-water dippers, sea-splashers, river-loiterers and anyone who thinks a quick plunge counts as personality development. With its glossy white finish and bold, sarcastic artwork, it’s perfect for pre-dip brews, post-swim defrosting, and reminding everyone — yet again — that you do wild swimming now. Practical, funny, and ideal for anyone who thrives on equal parts adrenaline and attention.
The durable ceramic keeps your drink warm while you wrestle your Dryrobe on in a gale, try to act unfazed by 5°C water, or spend the next three hours telling people how “actually, it wasn’t that cold.” The crisp, long-lasting print survives daily use whether it’s living in your van, your kit bag, or your office desk where you pretend you’re still outdoors. And because it’s dishwasher and microwave safe, it’s as low-maintenance as you claim to be.
A funny outdoor and wild swimming gift for the Dryrobe-obsessed man in your life — or for yourself, if the neoprene addiction is getting serious.
All illustrations are tongue-in-cheek and not based on any real person.
Quality You Can Trust
Premium enamel/ceramic construction built to withstand years of outdoor adventures. Dishwasher safe, chip-resistant, and tested on real UK trails.
Returns Policy
We want you to love your mug. If it arrives damaged or faulty, we'll replace it or refund you in full – no questions asked. Please note that we cannot accept returns on items that have been used or are simply unwanted. Contact us within 7 days of delivery if there's an issue.
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