Ceramic Mug 15oz – I Go Outside to Avoid People for Him | Funny Hiking Gift

For the man who’d gladly hike ten miles just to avoid a ten-minute chat with another human.

This 15oz large ceramic “I Go Outside to Avoid People” mug is built for hikers, introverts, wild campers, and every bloke who finds peace on the fells specifically because no one else is there. With its oversized capacity, glossy white finish, and brilliantly blunt artwork, it’s the ideal brew companion for early-morning hikes, van-life coffee breaks, office avoidance strategies, and any moment where you want to make your boundaries very, very clear.

The extra-large ceramic build keeps your brew warmer for longer while you escape civilisation, dodge small talk, or disappear into the hills pretending you’ve got no signal (regardless of whether you actually do). The crisp, long-lasting print handles daily use whether it lives in your van, your gear bag, or sits proudly on your desk silently warning colleagues not to start a conversation. And because it’s dishwasher and microwave safe, it’s far easier to manage than most human interactions.

A funny, relatable hiking gift for men who love the outdoors, the solitude, and the sweet relief of being completely unbothered.

All illustrations are tongue-in-cheek and not based on any real person.

Quality You Can Trust

Premium enamel/ceramic construction built to withstand years of outdoor adventures. Dishwasher safe, chip-resistant, and tested on real UK trails.

Returns Policy

We want you to love your mug. If it arrives damaged or faulty, we'll replace it or refund you in full – no questions asked. Please note that we cannot accept returns on items that have been used or are simply unwanted. Contact us within 7 days of delivery if there's an issue.

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