Ceramic Mug 15oz – Wild Swim Wanker for Her | Outdoor Swim Gift

For the woman who treats every freezing lake, river, and tidal pool like her personal spa day.

This 15oz large ceramic Wild Swim Wanker mug is made for cold-water swimmers, sunrise dippers, outdoor adventurers, and every woman who proudly announces the water temperature before anyone asks. With its oversized capacity, glossy white finish, and bold, cheeky artwork, it’s perfect for big pre-dip coffees, post-swim defrosting rituals, van-life brews, and office mornings where you casually drop “it was only 6°C today.”

The extra-large ceramic build keeps your drink warmer for longer while you wrestle with numb fingers, attempt to change modestly under a towel, or debate whether today’s water was “fresh,” “wild,” or “absolutely Baltic.” The crisp, long-lasting print handles daily use whether it lives in your swim bag, your van, or sits proudly on your desk hinting at your obsession. And because it’s dishwasher and microwave safe, it’s far easier to manage than the tidal wave of sand you’ll bring home.

A funny outdoor swimming gift for women who love cold dips, wild adventures, and bragging about both.

All illustrations are tongue-in-cheek and not based on any real person.

Quality You Can Trust

Premium enamel/ceramic construction built to withstand years of outdoor adventures. Dishwasher safe, chip-resistant, and tested on real UK trails.

Returns Policy

We want you to love your mug. If it arrives damaged or faulty, we'll replace it or refund you in full – no questions asked. Please note that we cannot accept returns on items that have been used or are simply unwanted. Contact us within 7 days of delivery if there's an issue.

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